Cause and Effect?

Sometimes the unintentional irony in the way wire stories get thrown together is too much to ignore. Here are two gems from AP running side by side at MyWay:

Woman Eats Six Pound Hamburger
Cancer Claims McDonald's CEO

OK, so she wasn't eating a McDonald's burger, but still...

(Zap's making me feel bad by talking Martin while I talk American gluttony. Where's my humanity?)

--TJ