Goldy at Horse's Ass (the Friend of Abraham in our story) is currently helping carry the load at Jesus' General while the Christian Soldier has temporarily headed Onward. In a display of ecumenical good feelin's that would make Billy Graham proud, Corporal Goldstein has chosen to poke his crooked staff into the belly of Utah judge Walter Steed, who was recently dismissed for the minor but manly offense of having three wives. In Goldy's letter to Steed, however, his respect for Steed's studliness runneth over like a cup of chicken soup:
Any judge who can lay down the law at a home with three wives -- sisters no less -- is exactly the kind of judge America needs to reign in the scourge of petty drug offenses that threatens to tear asunder our nation's moral fiber. And any man who can satisfy three women in marital bliss, occasionally simultaneously, and in various divine positions, is a role model for us all. You Sir, are obviously a man of extraordinary strength and vigor, who surely hides beneath his judicial robes a monument to God's everlasting glory more solid and enduring than Justice Roy Moore's 3-foot-high, 5,300 pound granite tribute to the Ten Commandments.
That kind of high comedy is enough to get anyone rescued from a 40-year desert walkabout! As for the judge, Bob Dole is on Line 1...